My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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