let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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