what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My breath smells like gin and sadness
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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