what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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