margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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