i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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