just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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