Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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