This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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