I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
barbara walters just said penis...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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