These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
