I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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