My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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