so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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