i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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