Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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