at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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