Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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