I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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