Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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