it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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