Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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