I will die if light touches me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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