Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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