You're so nebulous sometimes
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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