she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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