It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i think i just lost a toe
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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