When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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