Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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