Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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