maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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