ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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