can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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