Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize