No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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