Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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