I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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