Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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