weddingsv make me drug and hornr
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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