he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
God, I missed his penis.
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