And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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