i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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