No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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