I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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