she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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