I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
