would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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