Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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