We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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