i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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