D3 body, D1 cock
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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