I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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