areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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