I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
