I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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