real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Fuck appropriateness.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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