There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This house was built for laser tag.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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