took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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