just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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