How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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