He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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