At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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